20/06/07 : Tom not breeding from Katie - yet

Tom 'not gay' Cruise has denied turkey-basting his vacant wife Katie Holmes.

Despite brainwashed Katie’s claims they want a sibling for baby Suri, control freak Tom has been quick to quash rumours he‘s already placed a bun in his fertile wife‘s proverbial oven.

A spokesman for the Scientology extremists said: 'They are not expecting a second child. Tom is preparing for his next movie.'

Let’s hope Tom doesn’t notice her bulging stomach then - he’ll have her booked in with the same surgeon who siphoned off his man boobs before she can cry, ‘Please save me!’ to her new bessie mate Posh Spice.

Posted By Editor On 20/06/07

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